Finish the Sentence!!!

I have been really absent from the blogosphere lately-only checking/reading a handful of blogs and not even attempting to write anything on mine. I missed Motivation Mondays, Transformation Tuesday, Weigh-In and So What Wednesdays, but no in way hell was I going to miss another "Finish the Sentence" link-up with Jake and Holly. I think Jake's blog has become my most favorite one (sorry, Skinny Meg), he makes me laugh and at this time of the year I need it. It helps that he is a fellow teacher and seems to have some of the jaded views of society that I do. I think I need to meet him-not weird or stalkerish at all....btw Jake if you are reading this my son will be attending U of A in the Fall and marching in the band. If you don't head overseas to teach, maybe a reader meet-up?!?

So, here we go:

Finish the Sentence

1. I laughed so hard I cried... when I watched "Wedding Crashers" the first time and Isla Fisher is going to town on Vince Vaughn under the table and he can't even string together a coherent sentence, and she is just sitting there smiling innocently.

2. My high school...was a K-12 school and we had a grand total of 28 people who graduated. Even though it was a small town, there was a college right up the road. I can say that 24 of us have Bachelor's degrees and a good number (6 at last count) have our Master's degrees. Only 2 have been in jail...which is really surprising :)

3. It really pisses me off...when people sponge off society for a living. I am tired of watching these parents parade in and out of school with multiple kids from multiple dads all fed, clothed, and housed on my dime. If you can afford to bring McDonald's every single day to your 4 kids, then they don't need to be on free lunch. 

4. In ten years...I hope to finally have a flat stomach and perky boobs :)

5. If I could erase one thing..it would be my second of year teaching-it nearly destroyed me.

6. In 1999...I graduated college and was ready to get the hell out of Bryan County, Oklahoma.

7. Honestly...I hate fixing my hair, putting on make-up and dressing up. I want to wear yoga pants because they are comfortable not because I am hiding my body or ashamed of my body or don't feel like I "deserve" to be pretty (and all that other bullshit). I am lazy and I like to be comfortable dammit!

8. To me, Sushi...is the best thing ever. I had just discovered the joy of sushi right before I got pregnant and I had to refrain from eating it for seven long months. The first post-baby date we went on was to eat sushi. I like all kinds of rolls-not sashimi though, can't just do raw fish and rice. I need some spicy mayo and Yum-Yum sauce drizzled on it. Great, now I want a Rainbow Roll...

9. Someone really needs to invent...a battery-operated portable Keurig with a 32 ounce mug attached to it. I NEED MORE COFFEE and Folger's just isn't cutting it for me today.

10. The first time I drank alcohol...I was 14, got drunk, passed out at a friend's house (where I was spending the night-not about to blow curfew), and my mother called the friend's house at 6:30 am to make me walk 2 miles to my house. I still do NOT know how she knew I was hung over..evil bitch.

11. The one question I would ask God is...did you really tell my ex-husband that it was okay to sleep with another woman (and get her pregnant) because I wasn't his true "soul mate". FYI God, he blamed that one on you! However, if you did tell him that-thanks! 

12. Lindsay Lohan...makes me sad. I love "Freaky Friday" and "Mean Girls" and it just depresses me to watch her and see how she is today. I know one morning she is going to be a tragic headline like Amy Winehouse and there is nothing anyone can do about it.